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    Can I eat your eyes?

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    Can I eat your eyes?

    Post  master5o1 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:00 pm

    I have decided that I want to improve my eyesight using any means possible. I have chosen a method that sounds logical enough and might even help me achieve my desired Rasputin stare. I would like to purchase your eyes for a price ranging between $50 and $3000. The price depends on age, [eye]colour, sex, [skin]colour and quality (if you have glasses / bad eyes, then lower quality, lower price).

    I would prefer eyes of ages between 4 and 38, and preferably from females (from experience, they tend to keep better protection of their eyes), and preferably from either european, american or asian eyes too thanks. These will likely be priced at above the $500 mark.
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    Re: Can I eat your eyes?

    Post  master5o1 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:02 pm

    Shit! I forgot to mention that a 8 year old european female's eyes will be worth roughly $2800 whereas a 8 year old european male's eyes will be roughly $2500.
    If indian, between $2300 and $2600.
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    Re: Can I eat your eyes?

    Post  Waireka on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:06 pm

    22 year old Green-Hazel female eyes. Change colour depending on mood. Skin colour, olive. No eyesight issues. Ethnicity - Lebanese/Mongrel.

    Quote please!
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    Re: Can I eat your eyes?

    Post  master5o1 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:12 pm

    Waireka wrote:22 year old Green-Hazel female eyes. Change colour depending on mood. Skin colour, olive. No eyesight issues. Ethnicity - Lebanese/Mongrel.

    Quote please!

    Wow very nice, not unlike my own eyes*. I would put them at nearly $2100. I'm not sure though, +/- $200.
    (let's assume $2100).



    *For the record:
    ~19, male, green-hazel-ish, olive-ish skin, swiss.
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    Re: Can I eat your eyes?

    Post  Waireka on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:14 pm

    master5o1 wrote:
    Waireka wrote:22 year old Green-Hazel female eyes. Change colour depending on mood. Skin colour, olive. No eyesight issues. Ethnicity - Lebanese/Mongrel.

    Quote please!

    Wow very nice, not unlike my own eyes*. I would put them at nearly $2100. I'm not sure though, +/- $200.
    (let's assume $2100).



    *For the record:
    ~19, male, green-hazel-ish, olive-ish skin, swiss.


    You are pasty white.
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    Re: Can I eat your eyes?

    Post  master5o1 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:16 pm

    Waireka wrote:
    master5o1 wrote:
    Waireka wrote:22 year old Green-Hazel female eyes. Change colour depending on mood. Skin colour, olive. No eyesight issues. Ethnicity - Lebanese/Mongrel.

    Quote please!

    Wow very nice, not unlike my own eyes*. I would put them at nearly $2100. I'm not sure though, +/- $200.
    (let's assume $2100).



    *For the record:
    ~19, male, green-hazel-ish, olive-ish skin, swiss.


    You are pasty white.

    Surprised *undervalues her eyes by $250*

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